Tales of the tough.. 

When the road gets tough, the tough get going. Or not. Sometimes the tough get hungry and they lose their direction. Sometimes,their shoes get bad, and the sand gets too hot to tackle barefoot. Sometimes, the tough get tired. Sometimes, when the road gets tough, the tough stop. They sit, they get depressed, they cry….

Dear ex-lover,

You have a sacred body, a prized work of art. And that’s what drew me in. Every curve on you had purpose, every line was on a mission. Clear, dark skin. Attractive as sin. Perfectly sculpted. These words do you no justice.  But it was the taste of you that kept me. Your taste, your…

The people Vs the Whatsapp Broadcast People.

Dear Uncles, Aunties, Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters, men and brethren reading this, good evening. I write to inform you of a matter, a malignant tumor, growing in whatsapp. Arguably the most important area of our smartphones.The name of this disease is BFMF: Brethren of Fake Messages Fast. Generally known as the whatsapp broadcast…

You are the X.

  I am Nigerian. A pure blooded, fully fledged, born and bred Nigerian. Growing up, we had a lot of fun games. Like ten-ten,Tinco-tinco,gbamurekedish,catcher (we never called it catch! Lol). None of these games lasted past childhood. None but one. One that has international recognition and is played by all and sundry. I bet you’ve guessed…

Yoruba-Yankee 

Guaranty trust bank has a unique way of uniting Nigerians-long snakelike lines. And that was how I met Sisi Toyo. This babe was so fine. Complete with curves and edges and all the other things John Legend wants(has, more like) in a woman. The only problem she had(or so she thought ) was her accent. …

The old lady who sang…

In all my years on earth, I’ve associated the adjective “old” with words like wrinkled, weak, funny. And a musty scent I’ve termed “eau de aged”. That was until yesterday,when I met Lady X Lee (I think it sounds badass). It was a perfect Sunday morning at church. The choir was about to minister. It…

Hi there…

I think one of the biggest phobias people have is starting. How to start? What to start? Where to start? Well, I’ve decided to face this fear of mine head on.  Hello, my name is Bieni Peace Chukwufumnanya. And I’m starting . I’ve always loved to write and I’m starting today. This is blog is about…